Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Friday, November 13, 2009

my not that secret date

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did this yesterday night. how funny it is that today i did have a date. (at megamall, that zakura restaurant if anyone was there *clears throat*) it was confirmed the night before after the prediction and before i went to bed :D

and i meant everything i said bout him in my comment. he was really nice, humble and knowledgeable. maybe a bit of naughty sarcasm. hahah but mild lar :P plus he's wayyyy older. just the way i like men to be *LAUGHS*

had a nice i think, 1 hour of chat. although there were awkward stops but i'm sure it's because it's our first time meeting. he glowed when we were at the right topics :D plus, he said the magic words.

"would you like to have dessert?"

:D :D :D *paiseh*

laughs* my darling ms.mabuk i am not cheating on you. you are always my no.1
my dear sorpor cousin, don't kepo :P

p.s// baby bro cooked dinner :D zomg. fat-ness here i comings!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

my funny mother.

mom, Dancing Queen and I were having lunch at Dragon-i today.

due to my mom's strategic view, she was eye-ing on a couple nearby and all kinds of jiggly-wiggly were in her head.

so as we were leaving the restaurant she nudged both of us to look and the scene was actually a late-twenties feeding soup to a forties woman?

so the question was.

"you think what kind of relationship are they having?"

"er..i don't see anything wrong in my eyes really.."
"yea but imagine if the lady is married! then such young man is feeding her soup! what would you think? what would her hubby say?!"
"er..maybe she's not married? hahah then it's okay what. Love knows no age anyway."
"ya somemore nowadays not funny to see unmarried women choosing younger guys after certain age."
"okaylar..if she's not married..but what if she is! so dangerous! at least go to a secluded place. imagine here what if one of their friend bumps into them"
"...MAAAAA...maybe there is really nothing that's why they dare to be in the public. stop jumping into conclusions when we don't know what's going on!! ROAR. what's wrong you tell me!"
"Well..for one....just imagine it's ME AND POCKY IS FEEDING ME SOUP"
"why not casey!?"
"cause casey will look like my son! if i want a wrong 'view', pocky is a good age for it"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too much mom. too much.

but if you want him so much i can help you since he's single anyway :D kakakaka

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

in people's eyes

codypop came to find me talktalk. so talk we did at the park in front of my house. walktalk-_- lose calories kan? no. i was eating mamee while we were at it *laughs* i thought i would never walk the park anymore since mr.croc is not around. mana tau codypop came along-_- right.

the point is, a lady who was jogging stopped to talk to us cause she overheard me talking bout recipes (which i wasn't actually....i was lar...but it wasn't bout cooking..it was bout homemade masks for pimples -_-'')

anyway, she asked this after a while.

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for everyone's informasi, -_- his hands were clasped at the back where as mine was busy feeding mamee into my mouth.

after a whole 'do we look like it?' talk came the next statement.

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.......nvm larh if both of us look younger then what we really are but with such thinking you thought we are married?! -_-

mieh
mieehhhh
mieeehhhhhhhhh
mieeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
miiiiieeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

aih* no matter i type how many miehhhhhsssss it won't do any justice to the actual mieh i'm feeling right now.

hur don't make me bring my lil 4 year old cousin for a walk together the next time. she will be thinking "wah so young got kid edy. shotgun-ed at 16?" -_-

so everyone say hello to my hubby codypop-_- wathecatstail *laughs*

Monday, February 9, 2009

my lame cousin

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this cousin of mine(on the left) stayed with me for 3 months during her internship. in those 3 months, i realized how LAME she can be. considering she's the quiet type, i did not see any lameness coming to hit me like a tsunami plus it's not like she's forcing it.

IT'S A NATURAL INBORN THING.

and i swear it DOES NOT run in the family.

cause i am sane and normal like that :D

m e i a bubblesgreen.blogspot.com says in green (go freaking click her blog and you will know why she's lame)
and mine in pink (despite how much pink is not my colour :D)

btw, last few years, i managed to throw oranges at titiwangsa
mana tahu i throw dao a person punya head
nasib i onli write "kajang girl" on the mandarin
...wah u really can wan lor
hahahahaha
because i treat the mandarin as a baseball
so..
terslip out from my hand
the mandarin jiu Run thru a guy or a gal. i oso duno
.................
den how u noe?
u heard a scream?
yeah..
of course la, i see my mandarin kena someone de head
but i juz duno is a guy or a gal
HAHAAHAHAAHA
so horrible wei
u gonna throw again tis year?
no more
hahahaahahahah
dun worry
the person ddint dielaaaa
yeah, if nt, Haiz..
hahaah this year you put your camwhore photo and throw la: D
i say not throwinglor....haiz

....see. i told you she tak berapa normal hahaha :D
actually she should have checked, guy or girl. if guy and lengjai okay ma. once hit kena, no need wait for people to pick up the mandarin oranges and etc. silly girl :D
don't know that person will go again a not this year, confirm wear motorcycle helmet hahahahahah