she smart? i smarter.

my house fridge(lets call him Mr.busy) opens his mouth 24/7.365 days thus resulting in "jaw" problems. Mr.Busy's mouth tak boleh close nicely de.Oh and everytime i go visit Mr.Busy miraculously my tummy gets bigger! surprise surprise. sharing the same oxygen as him must have been one of the culprit. but anyway i just cant stop visiting him!! you too right? i bet everyone loves their own Mr.Busy. or..whatever name yours carry...you know like..MR.Busybusier..Mr.notsobusy....yea.






you see..Mr.Busy is extremely close to my mom, since she interect with him almost every..erm hour or so. cause they exchange recipes.ahh..yes: D and inside mr.busy theres a sealed place that mom shares with Mr.Busy. little did i know what was the REAL secret behind it. Mr.busy is far too nice to stop me..and curiosity killed no human..thus i always go and kacau that "secret" place.








but all i see..is cake stuff..FLOUR.NUTS and what nots. cannot eat wan..although can..she tied those plastic bags with rubber band so tight i bet the nuts inside are suffocating...you see also lazy to open liao.Mr.Busy sense my...sadness...but he did not say anything but smile and offer me an apple or two to make me feel better.


..i still think Mr.Busy and mom shared a secret that i dont know. she pratically floats and glow everytime after her visit with him...thats unfair!! why cant i share the secret too?!T_T

limitslmits. i couldnt take it anymore and one day i kutchi dear MR.Busy..HOHOHOHO look what i found!!!!!: P since i was soooo occupied with the little secret..mana tau the REAL SECRET is...right under my nose !!!: P..you know how occupied you get and you dont notice the significant? yea...

but whatever!

GONE CASE!!kekekekekkekekke: P Yum.wheeeee~~~**

WHAT DIET?

happy papa day: D

.bleah i made my dad look older than he really is...and arh..so much for drawing.. bLeahzk.

my bro says that the drawing looks...wrong cause its fathers day but yet...hahaha~_~ the actions seem terbalik. Erm...paiseh.

my family does nothing on fathers day and i really mean nothing. instead its like any normal day..too normal in fact. i almost forgot its fathers day. but of course suddenly someone hit my head (my Consciouslarh). so playing a good luilui role today.

"eh you doing anything ar not?"
somethings coming. beepbeep*
"eh comelarh teman your old papa go to big market"
"eyerrr....very smelly wan worh..you go there buat aper"
"i wanna buy plastic bags..."
"huh? all the way there?!"
"you know that day you used those bags to pack the plastic thingys"
"oh........"
"i can buy you MacD!: D"
"okay!!!"
(you highlight and see hahahaha: D)

i easily satisfiedleh. hahahahahaha: D mom say i so cheapskate. but arh..she ownself mau also okay. phone me go buy for her also. my brother more keng.

"jie im going out to eat but tarpau for me also. i wan set wan arh. dont want you always buy solo meals"

...ZzzZzZzz.

.muarks pa!! you know we love you despite you being so baka..!!<3

everyones getting sickO_o

even me!!...i dont know what virus is going on.

i.hardly.RARELY.get.sick...lets say an average person gets sick every 3 months. i probably get sick every 3 years or so. example onlylarh. i didnt curse anyone yoh.

when im whining around how sick i am. must manja larh since hardly sick. make use man. LOL. suddenly..."i dont knowley..i got sore throat.fever.flu.cough..no voice also..kelian me larh"

....celaka sms...aii ke lianpity my friend.

pat your head okay? patpatpatpatpat*(take advantage syiok sendiri)

^^

it takes only 5 sms-es of sorries(ssss) to make me smile again. wasnt that easy huh? huh?!!: P why didnt you do that on the spot instead of 24 hours later? then 1 sms would be sufficient*grins*

and no. no more baby photos. kns....ahhh!!!stares at photos.eyes go all googly.

anyway i miss my MTV's and channel V's in gym. its been football ever since. i can almost recite all the games and scores. almost. but arh despite how much i hate football..hahahahaha i cant believe i was watching while lifting the dumbbells and screaming when the time was right. GOAL!!!! NOOOO!!!!: D yea. syiok!: D

p.s// the best part is telling out the scores "oh so just slip out of my mouth kinda thing" during gym but loud enough to make sure lean white meat hears it. hahaha cause he watches replays: D and my mom stalks the newspaper. she loves bullying him.

whats this post about? oh i dont know: D a bounce from my "black clouds over my head?" yea: D bouncecbouncebounce*


so genki i need 2 drawings: P


syiok sendirilarh.

p.s///looking forward to July 1st. erm hopefully can go, im very tired of last minute cancellations and no temans. sniff* and july 5th....~_~ howlarh that day. ROAR*

uhhhh..~_~

"you seelarh cause your dad put that "yu" on yur brothers name now he always fly" "..er~_~ nothing to do with name kua lao ma...mine is angel right? then? do i even act like one dont say look larh"
"...well you did look like an angel when you were young God knows what happened to you..must be all that karma"
"....~_~ kns like this say your daughter you born wan worh!!!!"
"well..i dont care: D you have to go on with your life with that face not me!!"
"..wth!!!"
"...talking bout it.your name so bisexual.."
"actually mom a lot of people thinks my name is guy de..even when last time we bought airplane tickets they wrote there Master but Miss for kent didi right?"
"...yahlarh..but its known what cannot put too girly they say more balanced that way..."
"...balanced my butt..like fall out of balance liao..see your daughter skirts like disease"
"hahahahahhaah say only larh you."
"but my chinese name so many nicknames!! sigh..."
..p.s//im not letting out my nicknames cause all of them are REALLY teruk courtesy of lyn.ben and sexay chan.oh..ah keong also.
"but thank God you didnt put names like xue er or something.."
"its a nice name! whats wrong with that?"
"i dont know. so girl!! or maybe i just dont like the ER sound"
"oh..its common what..you put er at the end of your last chinese name..like call children lidat" "...really?"
later bro explained "er" is like japanese "-chan"..usagi-chan.
"then you mai call me chi er like that?"
"penguin."
"HUH? what?"
"chi er is penguin you dunno meh?"
"wth?! hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahah how can you do this to your daughter!!!! name her penguin!!!"
"aijo! where got people think of the er thing wan!!! so ngam yours is chi er mai penguinlar" starts laughing ..almost hit curb leh mom~_~
"then kent de leh?...yu er.." silence "sounds like EEYERRRRR!!!!"
hahahahahahahaaha*again roar of laughter..can see during red light the car next to us staring



i dont know what brutal strength i have...or its time to change panties.


p.s///YAY!!: D driving lessons start on SUNDAY!! bwahahahahah finally!!..er..mom insists someone re-teach me. no one wants to sit my car boo-hoo. free ticket to heaven pun tak mau T_T sobs.but no new carT_T have to share with kent..Mom and Dad are getting new cars. BLEAH.

p.s.s//im a banana thus the words are wrote to what i think they look like...er i mean only the "er" word: D

how to know when your brain is cuckoo

..when you do this before brushing. Thank God some sane is left before entering it into your mouth.


.nightmares like these does nothing but freak you out and all you could think while running on the threadmill was banana milkshake.


.i walked pass a guy today i thought i saw Buddha preaching on Christiannity. what more..hes a pastor..ZzZzz!!~

exposeh..with a line above 'e'

i saw this card thing on MTV that day. the guy was doing his so-called "magic" and somehow i saw how the last trick was done. hahahahaha sorry man. but maybe cause you were overconfident..or the cards were too near the screen or maybe i read it somewhere before: D

no. im giving credit to myself for the 1st ever magic trick that i can expose. since i always get tricked/cheated even by mok's "omg estee where did the coin go" trick. i was like.."where?!" when everyone was like.."there....."~_~

i drew it so clear: D exposed in less than 6 seconds; D

P.s//malay's mail blogging babes..i dont know how were the photos taken. by some photographer from Malaymail or what, but i personally think its saddening. doesnt do any justice to them. they are a gazillion times more leng. WTH.