Saturday, December 16, 2006

what the hecksssss

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

phony liar


"how come the peanut butter less so much di wan!?"
"eh? must be uncle eatlarh..."
while hiding my "spreader" ,asked bro to faster swallow the bread with peanut butter i just spread for him. the bottle was brand new...and i dug out a lot for my bro cause he say he want "pekatpekat!!"
".....yesmeh?!......"
"yahyah!!! anyway that bottle 2 days liao!!!! what you thinklarh!!"
"oh..."
me and bro ...phew*(mom doesnt like us being unhealthy)
".nOooOooooo!!! yesterday we bought it what...we bought it after gym....when you ate your kampar mee!"
"...nono!! where got!!!!...2 days liao!!"
"NO!!!!!!! we came back late from gym was yesterday!"
"...nononono!!!!!!"
my brother almost died swallowing the bread 1 go...pekatpekat mentega kacang ..lebih pekat daripada bubble yum!! jangan lupa minum air lepas tu: P

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

T.T

yesterday i was in mourning for my dear tablet..it has died once. revived and died again..this time i know its gone for good....as in....you know ultraman has that light that beeps ? well same as my tablet ..so unsteady lorh..im so the sad.......T_T..draw halfway the light went off..so boh song yesterday.....

it went through every possible hell with me. a.k.a my homeworks. tml im going off to 1-u to check it. if can be saved please save it..if not i dont know how am i gonna fork out RM1k + to buy a new one..

OUCH*

a very big ouch.

no plaster can cover this scar T.T

some random things to make this post not so dead looking....

-sm got a call from gan4hire. if she gets the job well....everything is going to be brighter then. her luck hasnt been that good...well nows the turning point then*cross fingers*

-mitchie started work today.poor girl has been calling me to go out makan whole day cause i stay quite near. but there was no car. dad was with me...blahblahblah....and she indirectly got conned..not really connedlar...but..lolz.T_T poor mitchie.


- i habis the drawing lyn needed for some art class banner..im sooo berkarat i dont even know thats what she wanted...she say if she got paid she will gimme half the money..hahaha ~_~'' no needlar...pencil sketchings only or 10% cukup...i feel the tablet gonna cost me a small bomb to fix it. *_*...and she came up with this sentence 'gigi bergusti dengan gusi" good 3 minutes laugh.

- "mom..why do only rich people play golf?"
"to show they are rich ppl lar"

- saw my boh song mood whole day
" oklarh..tml i go watch prada with u"........my mom pampers me too much...sorry mom~_~;; thank you.

-didi has a whooping 96% for his add maths...which apparently is the higest in his class...which is higher than his mod maths score..which is WEIRD cause all he does is DOTA.......ZzZZZzzzz...then when he came back frm 1-u..
"papa!!! igot highest for add maths!!!"
"sure a not?" mom laughs.
"really wan!!!"
"whats add maths"
kuakukkuak* got bird fly over everyones head.
"....a very hard maths...."
"..oh.."
"i got 96!!!"
"eh!! RM10.15" dad was paying attention to his work and quoted a price for my uncle.
"...DAD!!!!!"

pity my poor didi..who didnt work that hard to get that 96: P and he bought a freakin fridge for his frens birthday!!!! o m G.!!! obviously..tat fren i noe de..hahahahahaha and now we are currently wrestling over my msn cause i have that guys contatcs.. not to mention his h/p no.. hohohohoho!!!

and last note for the day........i took bath in guiness stout when i was a baby...

do not do that..couse sensitive skin de...*scratchscratch*

Monday, September 25, 2006

and so pose!!*

puasa just started 24 hours ago.
local chinese singers already started doing the CNY song clips.
christmas wish lists are already in making.

izit me or time flies faster than......okay time just flies.

this is why me grow fat. dad no grow fat.

sigH.

this is not helping at all..with all the mooncakes..all the lou poh pengs..how how how?! poke tummy* sien....want eat..dowan fat..

to burn mooncakes(1000 calories) = running *counts*around 13km ....

.........

lets not talk bout depressing stuff.

smashpop is actually giving away cameras and ipods for camwhoring~~!! thats like...getting something out of doing nothing!!!

well almostlarh.

its gonna be tough.. i mean EVERYONE camwhores.


okaylarh he didnt actually camwhore but he was playing with the h/p...lucky snap: P

1st prize is a camera...hm....people who camwhores technically have a camera right?

do they still need that camera?!

gimmegimme!!!!XDXDXD

Friday, September 22, 2006

silent tears

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

a full fat mark(almost)

"comecome estee that day didnt check your body fat"
"ouh"
"erm....lets see..hold here okay..."
tit*
*insert the scream picture here*


i think...hahahah our faces were worse.

28.8% body fat

.......
..............

old body fat was at 30%

ZZzzzZZZzz...6 months of gym to lose 1% of body fat is like.....WHAT THE FREAKIN FISH BANANA CAKE

so people who always say "estee you so small size" " estee you not that fat also"

i declare that im almost obese.......30% fat = obese.
normal healthy person should be around 22% fat
the maximum fat you should have is around 24%. not more.
my kns china pork trainer is at a freakin 12% body fat.
he said he put on weight since last time when he 1st came was at 9% body fat only.

zZZZZzzZZzZz.

sports people memang around 15% body fat(this is a darn healthy person..and thats what my trainer wants me to achieve..siao)

if you see those fitness blahblah on TV....women at age 45 and above has less than 10% body fat..

so now i ask you

am i fat?!

.....please dont answer me.

*sit at corner and cry*

...T^T i want ice cream...

Friday, September 8, 2006

im da incredible hulk~!!


today...i did this.... if you can guess what happen...i sure pay for your yumcha session. ner.
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its an accident!!!! T_T

really de.....but apparently no one believes me. as in...dont believe i did not break it on purpose.

you think im who?! eat spinach become popeye?! sweat!!! i aso duno how it broke..it just broke lorh T_T

maybe.....just maybe...



thesethis is the culprit!!!

HONEY LEMON GREEN TEA!

see the colour!! green!! you knowlar...got incredible hulk...spinach is green also wad..look at popeyes muscles!!

..i still like ultraman.
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i know look scary right? i also got a shock of my life when it came. looks like blended grass or something O_o;; but arh...it was not badlarh...i finished the whole thing...including the ice kekekekek : P

Friday, September 1, 2006

red and hairy: D


proof of the rambutans: P

we brought back ...erm..20++ bunches. after giving out to everyone including gym people and orphanages still got leftover...sweat.

and popo still scolding why never take more.....

if take more i also donno howla. we sit on the rambutans or the rambutans sit on us?~_~''

then hor..the amount of ants.....later carry us away how? LOL.

reminds me last time i brought back to sexay chan they all at sunway court apartment...eR....ERM.....ah keong took it and "WAHLAU! so many ants wan ar?!!! SHIET!"

he dumped it..into the...swimming...pool...thank God..winfred or someone took it out while the rest of us are screaming like...siao langs...SWEat. shhhshhhh*

Monday, August 28, 2006

what the heck


what was on my mind?
what was i thinking?
what was disturbing me?

....dont draw when you are half concious...

Monday, August 21, 2006

cute car


i need something cute to make me forget todays episode of American Next Top Model!!

so yea.

btw today's episode BLEARGH!!!!!~_~(the girl so biatchy wan?!)

but i still cannot forget my frust(over this 1 small episode) plus it was so hot...i was like this spoilt girl that had a spoilt recorder in my mouth

hothothothothohothothothothothothothothothtohtohot

until my didi who when dota-ing wont even notice if the house is burning, beh tahan scolded me for making him lose his GODLIGHT.

kekeke: P

so i decided to do something....kinda...lame?stupid? for fun? for nuts? ...since the present buyliao...then i wont wear de bah...then cannot be i keep..although bought present for her liao...still..this present shall be an extra then *hums*

i knowww....so ....not....artsy feel...did i even graduate from art college~_~'


.cannot be i show whats inside....later she click and saw it here before i even drop it off her house LOL: P


i made a card too..but too sucky...then i also forgot to take a photo of it.....and i feel...the whole thing looks like some lover thing...pinkpink....!!>_<' but she likes pink yea!!!
im the ultimate mess maker!!!!!! reminds me of good ol days!!!XDXD

i love messing things up!!!!! then....packing !!O_o im...weird.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

*sniffsniff*


something smells fishy nice.

too nice.

its the guys nivea deodorant....hurhurhur...

my brother using deodorant?!

hurhurhur.

something smells fishyly nice... : p

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

bulat talks rubbish again (beta version)

GREMLINS ARE CUTE!!!!!*thinks* LAMELY CUTE!!!! kekekekeke

//lao gai mode on

i wanwanwanwanwanwnawanwanwnanwanwnanwanwnanwanwanwanwanwnawanwanwan
want a TATTOOO!!!!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXD*gives preety pretty please look to lao da*

FAIL!!!!!(nvm got version 1 soon BLeah!!)

//lao gai mode off

go tarpau chicken rice

"auntie!! kai fan mm moi fan!!"
"auntie!! kai fan mm moi kai!"
"....you 2 celaka!! dont simply orderlarh!"

....kena marah by mommy T_T


JENGJENGJENG!!! a sucky tribute drawing!!~ the flower will grow bigger next time: D and musnt.forget.the.metallic.shingshing.underwear: D

Friday, August 11, 2006

Oh lol!!

im gonna skip talking about my whole boring day today.


i mean nothing much ever happens when you spend 2 1/2 hours walking fast in Midvalley passing by everyone as if they had disease hunting for presents den giving up, thus walking into clothes shop and dont like every shirt cause all small size and wanted to buy accessories but dont have the heart to pay RM33 for a super chun bulatbulat bracelet that shines and RM49 for a bracelet that berkilats with stones and heart shapes stuff plus the sales people keep looking at you like you are gonna steal lidat....so ending up in MPH reading a lot of books..and in the end spend RM60 on books and was late for meeting my mom and forgetting lunch and my dads underwear.....aiaiaiaiai~_~



.typo noob.

so yea..nothing interesting happens when you are walking alone in midvalley on a friday afternoon. hahahahahahahaha: P : P: P

i just wanted to say that...me and sexay chan went to williams to makanmakan just now..gonelarh my whole week diet. then girls will be girls ...can talk for 3 hours there..i think we would have continued if we dint see this familiar car parking across the street.

i stared quite long cause i ..dont dare to confirmed it myself until sexay chan noticed i was staring and confirmed it for me thus..."bulat! it is them..lets pit!"

"boss!! bill!!!"

before i could even find my wallet in my "garbage bag" she paid and fastfast leave liao. hahahahahahahahahaha its weird. so she says cause i used to be close to them at the very least, now we not only avoid if possible but we dont even exchange nods..dont mention helloslarh.

what happened to the friendship we once hold? what happened to kept secrets, gossips, tales, stories, late night yumchas, pinky promises, phone calls, girly whateva and so on?

well...like a book that has been read and suddenly put away with a bookmark..now knowing when will the time come that once again you will pick the book and continue reading....start re-reading from beginning or ...just leave it on your bookshelf until years has gone by and you will remember times that has once happened by.

*update*
what happened last week during gym..
e cup lyn wants a photo of it...nah~_~

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

cari pasal of the day


"blahblahblah" "yadayadayada" "ehh so now that the plans are all sorted out...wow..you will be in 1-u tommorrow...midvalley on friday...pyramid on saturday and KLCC on sunday.." ".....i better start hiding my wallet so i cannot find it"

searching for small hands

my hands are small...actually i dont feel its small..but since im fat...my hand memang look unproportionly small compared to the rest....(dont count my small boobs T_T) but so far comparing to everyone i know..almost everyone i know my hands stands at being the smallest hands...my cousin whos 14 also got bigger hands den me..~_~""

i dont like can? feels like....i dont know weird...in search of small hands!!!!~dontla gimme 4 year old kid like mitchie sister of course my hand bigger..but ar..bigger by NOT that a lot lorh....my hands...16 cm!!: D from middle finger to the end of the palm....around there ba 16cm~~in search for smaller hands!!!: D win ar...erm...yumcha session kekeke i paylorh what else to celebrate my not small hands: P


searching for big boobs

lyn has the biggest boobs i know...i mean ..in msia larh so far...her boobs are the biggest in my circle..i dont know bout other people..peoples frens.. but hers so far hold the record...and its becoming so common where if any big girl boob pass by me and lyn will look for 3 seconds den look at each other for 2 seconds den she will say " i still win" hahahahahahaXD

so...must search for girls with bigger boobs!!!!!: D: D: D

we are sooooooo lame and mou liu.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

cause i heart


.oops..i drew myself toooooooooooo thin...hahahahah: D.

i heart sexay channn!!!!! her 21st birthday today!!!

huehuehue OLD LE LARH!!!!
hope you get a chun boyfriend whos rich enough to pay for our food bills.
hope yuor career take off in a speed of light.
no more bad luck this time around~~hughughug*

sexay : like you meh..still act like small kid ish*
bulat : ......T_T

i suddenly sms-ed her at 3am..cause i suddenly remembered... LOL....cannot be call her..she WILL kill me..so SMS sjerlarh...she will be back tml from Kuantan...maybe karaoke~~i heart karaoke...o m g my obsession~~love*


i heart my papa cause he hearts McD as well

it isnt everyday you get a father who suggest McD instead of the other way round....

shhuushhh**...canot announce i ate this..cause...my gym trainer will slaughter me from head to toe. OUH*T_T

its really sad to hear how people lose weight in tv programmes..those "i lost 33kgs in 3 months" thingy. wah jealousnyer.not that im 33kgs overweight but still...

"woah~~ so how did you lose so much in 3 months?"

"i ate pineapple and yoghurt everyday"
"i didnt carbs for a yearliao"
"i ate cheese cake for breakfast...beef and pineapple for lunch and cheese cake for dinner"
"i ate yoghurt and green tea...or maybe some occasional fruits"
"i ate diet pills..diarhheoa pill...anti depressed pills"

all with EXTRA KENG CHAU EXERCISE!!~
woahhhh
WOahhhh~~~

*continue eating McD..cause im lovin it~~: P

Friday, August 4, 2006

showing off


e cup lyn called me that day.

she said in utmost embarassed voice

"i cannot believe i cried in front of lap cheong that day!!!! so memalufying!!!"

in response...."well at least now we know that you sure passliao: P"

"....."
"....i was thinking bout that too!!: P"
"but so memalufying!!!"

thinking bout it...of courselar its memalufying. i had my fair share of dripping overflowing tears in front of people before. not in the movies or some sad accident. but in situations where its ...like..telling to people that you are weak. you need to cry. you cant just put on your mask anymore.

although i really hate myself sometimes cause i cant really control my emotions. in fact i find it really hard...basically you can see everything written on my face... thats why i suck in lying. but on the other hand..i actually find it...i dont know. when e cup lyn said that i felt...i felt shes human, not that shes not..(shes actually an orrgui) but then...cause she hardly show emotions(esp sad ones...why no one show sad emotions when everyone is supposed to share feelings together regardless its sad or happy)

not that she doesnt show emotions... but its rare to see sad ones. esp when she cannot take the pressure anymore and broke down...make me wanna kneel next to her and pat her head. kiss her forehead. give her ice cream..i know that sounded like.."wth bulat...u think you manjaing 6 year old kid?"

to me when people are sad...a small gesture tells a lot...this is how i sek my frens...this is the way i am... you may do it differently... but i do it this way(thats why i grow fat..1 ice cream for you...1 ice cream for me...some ppl when sad dont wanna eat but smile anyway cause u had the heart to treat them icecream...in the end..who eat if they dont want? i eatlorh)

so its really okay to show emotions...i dont know ...somehow i feel more human...or maybe everyone only shows emotions to people they are closest and comfortable with...er...hmm..like how im not used to smiling at people im closed with when we pass by(very weird wan..sama class but not close i dont even bother to smile...hahahaha~_~ terrible) but i guess this is under mannersliao....

okay im lost.. but to summarize what im trying to say(this is why im not in some debate team...make everyone blur den just summarize it onlylar to save my speech)

It aint life if you aint happy. But it aint life either if you aint sad.angry.dreamy.funny.cheeky.naughty.
kawaii.nosey. LOL. after all we ARE humans with emotions~~open up to the world and the world will open up to you..both arms and legs: P

Thursday, August 3, 2006

ah-choo v.2

never understand
"ah-choo!!!"

"...eh sick arh you?"
".nolarhh sneeze only what..maybe someones missing me!!~ hahahaha"
"...yarh with phelgm and all"
"....crap u"

later.....

"coughcough...pa my throat very itchyleh..you think im gettin sick?"
"...aiya wan kok lei ge jiek"(your imagination only....used my trademark sentence pulak wth)
"..cannot belarh..itchy until..i wanna scratch my ear cause my throat make my ear itchy"
"...WTH?...? anyway drink honeylarh it will be better!!"

this morning....

"ah-choo ah cho0o ah choOOOooOo!!!"
"thats 3 times definately sick hahaha: D"
"where got mother laugh at thier daughter sick wan?!..and i drank honey yesterday!! should be better what"
" aijo...go take medicinelarh!!~talk so much..and your papa luanluan lai..honey cure wan meh?! honey add phelgmlarh"
"......"


.my medication.

I WISH!(am wishing LOL)

but i DID eat banana choc from secret recipe just now *burp* ...what to do..sexay chan tarpau to my house de ...dont eat meh? siao...the cake like calling my name leh...

"come come bulat i know you want me..i know yu cannot resist me"

CHOMP!!!!!!** into my mouth into my stomach *burrrrrRrRrRrrrP* kekekeke

but im not kidding. msbulat is sick. sick is such a rare thing for me... imagine i sleep same bed with my didi when he has chicken pox i also wont get it....i got the virus like what? 6 years later? LOL so once im sick...i beh tahan wan..cause not used to being sick..lil bit i also feel like very the san fu~_______~

and once sick..i will be really the sick. serious sick..dunno why i feel ..people like me hardly fall sick wan...sure one day die of a great sickness...you know those people always fall sick..small sickslar...flularh..coughlarh..then due to the fact they always fall sick thus thier body built up anti-resistants(antibodi whatever) to fight off all these sickness..thus they are indirectly stronger.

people like me seldom sick..suddenly tsunami sick come..kengkeng one. my body cannot tahan..den mai dielorh..ya...hahahha i actually think this way. my mom say i siao wan....cause i healthy only hardly sick marh....noleh mom T_T cause i make friends with virus then suddenly they wan bully me mai make me sicklorh....

okay...to prove how sick i am...theres the proof... i talk crap for 2 paragraphs..now reading back i also dont know what i just talk about.. zzZZZzzzz.

in short....im sick. im sneezing. i hate medicines(yuck..the real medicine i took..not the cake...is yellow, had red/pink lines and is bitter..T_T aiaiai..i only like children syrup..you know doctor give the bottle transparent white sweet de? yarh...when i go see doctor i always ask can i have the syrup..hahahahaha and no..he wont gimme...) i hate sleeping when sick (somehow when you wake up feels even more sick) i hate cough. i hate breathing through my mouth....

you know what, i remember the other day i said this when my gym trainer say why gym almost half a year still never put down weight.

"aiyo...i rather get one very keng sickness then put down weight faster..once cure liao then i maintain weight"

be careful for what you wish for...cause now sick jor..not big de..but still..~_~ if really tai ka lai si happen..knslarh..plus...people like me.....Kekekekeke sick also eat stilll..dont care: P suanle.

...oklarh i dont want to crap liao: D i have been crapping a lot...everybody also beh thn me on msn kekeke. ..

no...what im trying to say is..im a kelian sick lil bulat girl...please seksek me...so i can be better *ah -choo* show you pitiful look.

looks at KFC on the table....cannot eat de KFC that my didi tarpau for me (later gonna snowlar) cause he dont know i sick....*shows you charm look lvl 5* T_TT_TT_T

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

surprise surprise

..i suck at surprises....wanted to at least make sexay chan a bit surprised during her birthday by doing something...anythinglarh...in the end

"eh alice say want to celebrate worh"
"like that i call alice to see what is going on den we all can celebrate it together. you like yit lao wad"
"..why u telling it to my face?"
"...well..since u aso noe how to say alice said...den as long you dont know larh the place and all it should be fine!: D semi surprise?"
"..you suck"

"eh..i be directlarh what you wanna eat?"
"...er MacD or chicken rice at kelana"
"nono..not for lunch later but u wanna eat for your birthday"
".....wth..."
" we go eat jap buffet!!!!"
"serious meh...haha(tears of sweat)"
"(sensing my sweat) oklarh...i see how 1st cause my fren coming back from sabah ay wan take me makan there"
"i tok with alice liao den we simply cannot come to a conclusion..she gave a plce that i simply must have something to conquer back but i cannot think of any"
"..what place is that?"
"manhattan...."
"..dowanlarh we go eat crab!! den cheong K!!! den drink wine!! how does tat sound? economic nyer!"
"FABULOUS!!...EH! wth! u just came up with the whole itinery for your birthday..and aper economic..kns~___~'"

see...so i suck in doing all these...esp when you have to think of the money wise...transport wise...time wise...BLeah. she just came up with a workable one in mere split second..so why is she still singlE??!! weird nyeR!!!~O_o

and nothing is more surprising finding...peoples blog...people that you know...sumore es-RO kaki..somemore..i think wanted to kao ning de ....lolz...small small digital world.


ang gugu...

really small world..~_~ off to 1-u.

i bet the people there must be so sien of my small wardrobe edi always wearing the same clothes ...lolz~_~ not that 1-u dun have shops sumore. ahhhhh~~~

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

i can never understand


why am i bothering when its peoples love life... but it somehow feels so weird... VERY VERY WEIRD.

i hope no more sad stories to hear after the last one..ERM...lolz. i kinda patched that last fight for them actually...now i know why my friends always say me.. zzz~_~

i didnt go and kacau patch wan larh....somehow it came to me..then somehow i kautim itlorh...it happened indirectly!!!

im not a director~~T_T im not a tao yan T_T

but yea.i wish them all the happiness and luck althoug until now..i still think its weird. LOL...really maybe its not weird..just that ...its not everyday you hear a 1+ year old guy dating a 7 year older than him girl who has 2 kids..... Erm..

im not gonna butt my 2 cents in like last time. heck caused me tons of kns-ness. but imhere if they wanna..talk..LOL izit even called talking? Please say bye at least to let me know now u wanna cont tokin to ur significant other and dun leave me hanging somewhere like a lost duck.(you know always see ppl sell chicken rice..you see how they hang thier chickens and ducks? ya)

well as the saying goes( created by us haha)

甜甜天..or izit 天天甜

im a 香蕉..remember..~_~

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

she smart? i smarter.


my house fridge(lets call him Mr.busy) opens his mouth 24/7.365 days thus resulting in "jaw" problems. Mr.Busy's mouth tak boleh close nicely de.Oh and everytime i go visit Mr.Busy miraculously my tummy gets bigger! surprise surprise. sharing the same oxygen as him must have been one of the culprit. but anyway i just cant stop visiting him!! you too right? i bet everyone loves their own Mr.Busy. or..whatever name yours carry...you know like..MR.Busybusier..Mr.notsobusy....yea.






you see..Mr.Busy is extremely close to my mom, since she interect with him almost every..erm hour or so. cause they exchange recipes.ahh..yes: D and inside mr.busy theres a sealed place that mom shares with Mr.Busy. little did i know what was the REAL secret behind it. Mr.busy is far too nice to stop me..and curiosity killed no human..thus i always go and kacau that "secret" place.








but all i see..is cake stuff..FLOUR.NUTS and what nots. cannot eat wan..although can..she tied those plastic bags with rubber band so tight i bet the nuts inside are suffocating...you see also lazy to open liao.Mr.Busy sense my...sadness...but he did not say anything but smile and offer me an apple or two to make me feel better.


..i still think Mr.Busy and mom shared a secret that i dont know. she pratically floats and glow everytime after her visit with him...thats unfair!! why cant i share the secret too?!T_T

limitslmits. i couldnt take it anymore and one day i kutchi dear MR.Busy..HOHOHOHO look what i found!!!!!: P since i was soooo occupied with the little secret..mana tau the REAL SECRET is...right under my nose !!!: P..you know how occupied you get and you dont notice the significant? yea...

but whatever!

GONE CASE!!kekekekekkekekke: P Yum.wheeeee~~~**

WHAT DIET?

Sunday, June 18, 2006

happy papa day: D


.bleah i made my dad look older than he really is...and arh..so much for drawing.. bLeahzk.

my bro says that the drawing looks...wrong cause its fathers day but yet...hahaha~_~ the actions seem terbalik. Erm...paiseh.

my family does nothing on fathers day and i really mean nothing. instead its like any normal day..too normal in fact. i almost forgot its fathers day. but of course suddenly someone hit my head (my Consciouslarh). so playing a good luilui role today.

"eh you doing anything ar not?"
somethings coming. beepbeep*
"eh comelarh teman your old papa go to big market"
"eyerrr....very smelly wan worh..you go there buat aper"
"i wanna buy plastic bags..."
"huh? all the way there?!"
"you know that day you used those bags to pack the plastic thingys"
"oh........"
"i can buy you MacD!: D"
"okay!!!"
(you highlight and see hahahaha: D)

i easily satisfiedleh. hahahahahaha: D mom say i so cheapskate. but arh..she ownself mau also okay. phone me go buy for her also. my brother more keng.

"jie im going out to eat but tarpau for me also. i wan set wan arh. dont want you always buy solo meals"

...ZzzZzZzz.

.muarks pa!! you know we love you despite you being so baka..!!<3

everyones getting sickO_o


even me!!...i dont know what virus is going on.

i.hardly.RARELY.get.sick...lets say an average person gets sick every 3 months. i probably get sick every 3 years or so. example onlylarh. i didnt curse anyone yoh.

when im whining around how sick i am. must manja larh since hardly sick. make use man. LOL. suddenly..."i dont knowley..i got sore throat.fever.flu.cough..no voice also..kelian me larh"

....celaka sms...aii ke lianpity my friend.

pat your head okay? patpatpatpatpat*(take advantage syiok sendiri)

Friday, June 16, 2006

^^

it takes only 5 sms-es of sorries(ssss) to make me smile again. wasnt that easy huh? huh?!!: P why didnt you do that on the spot instead of 24 hours later? then 1 sms would be sufficient*grins*

and no. no more baby photos. kns....ahhh!!!stares at photos.eyes go all googly.

anyway i miss my MTV's and channel V's in gym. its been football ever since. i can almost recite all the games and scores. almost. but arh despite how much i hate football..hahahahaha i cant believe i was watching while lifting the dumbbells and screaming when the time was right. GOAL!!!! NOOOO!!!!: D yea. syiok!: D

p.s// the best part is telling out the scores "oh so just slip out of my mouth kinda thing" during gym but loud enough to make sure lean white meat hears it. hahaha cause he watches replays: D and my mom stalks the newspaper. she loves bullying him.

whats this post about? oh i dont know: D a bounce from my "black clouds over my head?" yea: D bouncecbouncebounce*


so genki i need 2 drawings: P


syiok sendirilarh.

p.s///looking forward to July 1st. erm hopefully can go, im very tired of last minute cancellations and no temans. sniff* and july 5th....~_~ howlarh that day. ROAR*

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

uhhhh..~_~

"you seelarh cause your dad put that "yu" on yur brothers name now he always fly" "..er~_~ nothing to do with name kua lao ma...mine is angel right? then? do i even act like one dont say look larh"
"...well you did look like an angel when you were young God knows what happened to you..must be all that karma"

"....~_~ kns like this say your daughter you born wan worh!!!!"
"well..i dont care: D you have to go on with your life with that face not me!!"
"..wth!!!"

"...talking bout it.your name so bisexual.."

"actually mom a lot of people thinks my name is guy de..even when last time we bought airplane tickets they wrote there Master but Miss for kent didi right?"
"...yahlarh..but its known what cannot put too girly they say more balanced that way..."
"...balanced my butt..like fall out of balance liao..see your daughter skirts like disease"
"hahahahahhaah say only larh you."
"but my chinese name so many nicknames!! sigh..."
..p.s//im not letting out my nicknames cause all of them are REALLY teruk courtesy of lyn.ben and sexay chan.oh..ah keong also.
"but thank God you didnt put names like xue er or something.."

"its a nice name! whats wrong with that?"
"i dont know. so girl!! or maybe i just dont like the ER sound"
"oh..its common what..you put er at the end of your last chinese name..like call children lidat"
"...really?"
later bro explained "er" is like japanese "-chan"..usagi-chan.
"then you mai call me chi er like that?"
"penguin."

"HUH? what?"
"chi er is penguin you dunno meh?"
"wth?! hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahah how can you do this to your daughter!!!! name her penguin!!!"
"aijo! where got people think of the er thing wan!!! so ngam yours is chi er mai penguinlar" starts laughing ..almost hit curb leh mom~_~
"then kent de leh?...yu er.." silence "sounds like EEYERRRRR!!!!"
hahahahahahahaaha*again roar of laughter..can see during red light the car next to us staring



i dont know what brutal strength i have...or its time to change panties.


p.s///YAY!!: D driving lessons start on SUNDAY!! bwahahahahah finally!!..er..mom insists someone re-teach me. no one wants to sit my car boo-hoo. free ticket to heaven pun tak mau T_T sobs.but no new carT_T have to share with kent..Mom and Dad are getting new cars. BLEAH.

p.s.s//im a banana thus the words are wrote to what i think they look like...er i mean only the "er" word: D

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

how to know when your brain is cuckoo


..when you do this before brushing. Thank God some sane is left before entering it into your mouth.


.nightmares like these does nothing but freak you out and all you could think while running on the threadmill was banana milkshake.


.i walked pass a guy today i thought i saw Buddha preaching on Christiannity. what more..hes a pastor..ZzZzz!!~

Sunday, June 11, 2006

exposeh..with a line above 'e'



i saw this card thing on MTV that day. the guy was doing his so-called "magic" and somehow i saw how the last trick was done. hahahahaha sorry man. but maybe cause you were overconfident..or the cards were too near the screen or maybe i read it somewhere before: D

no. im giving credit to myself for the 1st ever magic trick that i can expose. since i always get tricked/cheated even by mok's "omg estee where did the coin go" trick. i was like.."where?!" when everyone was like.."there....."~_~

i drew it so clear: D exposed in less than 6 seconds; D

P.s//malay's mail blogging babes..i dont know how were the photos taken. by some photographer from Malaymail or what, but i personally think its saddening. doesnt do any justice to them. they are a gazillion times more leng. WTH.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

lalats!

agged!*
.i guess i can forgive this lalat look...mom bought it btw.

if you so happen to be at 1-u. so happen to be in FOREVER 21. so happens to be around 3pm+. then im pretty sure you will notice these 2 mentally retarted people at the sunglasses section where prices ranged from RM25-RM29. both were trying on each and every pair and literrelly hogging the darn one and only mirror displayed there. LOL.

i cannot believe the darn shop took up 3/4 shoplots and had this awesome window like display thingy. i really dont know how to explain that but i'm lovin it. sadly i didnt find much skirts nor pants. though shirts were like every.where.every.single.corner. and yea every.piece.look.almost.the.same.

polka dots from afar. but..actually its repition of hearts.flowers.bunnies.cars...everythinglarh and boy were the shirts looonggg. if you are short you will save a lot on the bottom part, you dont need any. actually i didnt get to really see much cause it was really packed. so many girls takper. so manyauntiesnot so young lengluis takper. so many on and off duty forever 21 workers. takper. many boyfriends.guy friends. ji muis and above all..children and babies.

howlar how? hahahahahaha aboslutely SWEAT!!

seeing how long the queue is for the changing room and the counter isnt exactly boosting buying power too. but me and mom will go back there next week: D cause mom saw some shirts she already programmed into her mind to get it. and next week every "lil boy and girl" are going back school: D so yeah: D we will be back.

but most of the clotehs look somewhat...i dont know what era izit. 60's? 80's but its the polka dots...stripes...long shirts..leggings...lalat sunglasses. wide hairbands.agogo colours. which my mom was practically screamin asoft" i freakin gave shirts like these just few months ago when i cleaned my wardRobe!!ARGH!!"

..haha: P looks really the same . just altar a bit the design but cloth and colour wise basically stayed the same authentic colours. not to mention the jewellery...pearls pearls and more pearls or big ass bulat thingys which i like but wont wear. dahlarh bulat wear bulat stuff sumore.(mom claims they look like the monk praying beads...sweatlarh)and yea..half of what i saw i remembered mom has a lot just that she kept them in the closet cause its old and she hardly uses anymore.

well..time to see light.

amazing how fashion just turned a round. and im not even 21 yet. bleah.

p.s// i met audree and jia min.it felt so blog struck. ahahah and they were so much cuter in real life. omg..O_o..im a stalker T_T


lynlyn just had to make me feel T_T